Sunday, November 06, 2005

Some NEG-hits of note

Here's a list of NEG hits i've noted from several sites or come up with. Have some other ones? please post them in comments, also if you've tried some comment too.

One thing i noticed after reading a long list of them and just walking around looking at chicks is that it's much more spontaneous to come up with negs.

Chicks also talk a lot, and they are emotional in their speech, so sometimes logic evades them and you can play on what they might say that is ILLOGICAL because of that, turning it into a subtle dis. She'll try to explain it in a different way, just act like you don't care/understand, she will persist until she feels understood.
  • those are beautiful glasses, you get all your goggles at home depot?
  • this your first date? (ex. Use on two girls sitting @ having a drink)
  • nice shoes, what are you 4 feet tall usually?(high heels)
  • I didn't know rolex made plastic watches
  • that's nice, buy that new?
  • Excu... did you just grab my asS?
  • I could marry a woman like you. Yah, i'd divorce a week later and take half of your money
  • can't you come up with something more original to say
  • Stop it already, would you just go buy me a drink
  • you just ruined everything, i used to be a little bit attracted to you but you still got a lotta work to do (chick complaining about one of her superficial *flaws*)
I think i got the following from thundercat's lair:
1.
Jason: Are those nails real?
HB9: No
Jason: Oh. Well at least they look nice.

2.
Jason: You're pretty dark is that tan real?
HB9: No I went tanning.
Jason: Oh. Well at least it looks real.

3.
HB9: Do you like my new haircut?
Jason: Yeah I like it little messy on top. (If it's straight)

4.
HB9: Do you like my new haircut?
Jason: Yeah I like the left site. (If her hair is different no each side)

5.
HB9: Hey let's go get some ice cream!
Jason: Hell yeah let's do it. I like a girl who's not afraid to gain some pounds.

6.
Jason: Cool shoes. My mom has a pair just like that.

7.
Jason: Mm that perfume smells good. I think my mom has that same one.

8.
HB9: Do you like my new purse?
Jason: Yeah that one's really popular. A lot of girls at my school have that one.

9.
Jason: Hey there is this girl in my class who has that same shirt!

10.
HB9: Hey check out my new watch.
Jason: Oh yeah I really like that one. My cousin has the same one!

11.
Jason: What did ya buy?
HB9: I bought a new shirt.
Jason: Cool lemme see it.
HB9: Here.
Jason: Oh nice. My moms got one just like it.

12.
Jason: That's really cute how your nose wiggles when you talk.

13.
Jason: Is that your real hair color?
HB9: No it's dyed.
Jason: Oh. Well at least it looks good.

14.
Jason: I like your make-up job.

15.
Jason: I like the color of your eyes.
HB9: Hehe thanks. They're contacts.
Jason: Oh. Well they look nice.

16:
Jason: Hey cool cell phone. This girl in my class has the same one.

17:
HB9: Do you think I'm fat?
Jason: No but I like it when I can pinch a little here. (And then pinch her stomach)

18:
Jason: Hey weren't you wearing the same outfit the other day?

19:
Jason: You have something in your teeth.

20:
Jason: Hey nice outfit! I like that better than the one you wore last time.

21:
Jason: How old are you?
HB9: I'm __
Jason: Oh. You look older.

22.
Jason: Nice jeans.
HB9: Thanks
Jason: They make your ass look small. (I would suggest this only after a few dates!)
HB9: Oh.. Thanks.

23.
Jason: Nice breasts are they real?
HB9: No
Jason: Oh.. At least they look real. (At the strip club)

24.
Jason: You have big feet for a girl but those shoes look good on you.
HB9: Oh... Thanks.

25.
Jason: Hey I like this CD.
HB9: Oh thanks.
Jason: Yeah my grandma has this same one.

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