One thing i noticed after reading a long list of them and just walking around looking at chicks is that it's much more spontaneous to come up with negs.
Chicks also talk a lot, and they are emotional in their speech, so sometimes logic evades them and you can play on what they might say that is ILLOGICAL because of that, turning it into a subtle dis. She'll try to explain it in a different way, just act like you don't care/understand, she will persist until she feels understood.
- those are beautiful glasses, you get all your goggles at home depot?
- this your first date? (ex. Use on two girls sitting @ having a drink)
- nice shoes, what are you 4 feet tall usually?(high heels)
- I didn't know rolex made plastic watches
- that's nice, buy that new?
- Excu... did you just grab my asS?
- I could marry a woman like you. Yah, i'd divorce a week later and take half of your money
- can't you come up with something more original to say
- Stop it already, would you just go buy me a drink
- you just ruined everything, i used to be a little bit attracted to you but you still got a lotta work to do (chick complaining about one of her superficial *flaws*)
1.
Jason: Are those nails real?
HB9: No
Jason: Oh. Well at least they look nice.
2.
Jason: You're pretty dark is that tan real?
HB9: No I went tanning.
Jason: Oh. Well at least it looks real.
3.
HB9: Do you like my new haircut?
Jason: Yeah I like it little messy on top. (If it's straight)
4.
HB9: Do you like my new haircut?
Jason: Yeah I like the left site. (If her hair is different no each side)
5.
HB9: Hey let's go get some ice cream!
Jason: Hell yeah let's do it. I like a girl who's not afraid to gain some pounds.
6.
Jason: Cool shoes. My mom has a pair just like that.
7.
Jason: Mm that perfume smells good. I think my mom has that same one.
8.
HB9: Do you like my new purse?
Jason: Yeah that one's really popular. A lot of girls at my school have that one.
9.
Jason: Hey there is this girl in my class who has that same shirt!
10.
HB9: Hey check out my new watch.
Jason: Oh yeah I really like that one. My cousin has the same one!
11.
Jason: What did ya buy?
HB9: I bought a new shirt.
Jason: Cool lemme see it.
HB9: Here.
Jason: Oh nice. My moms got one just like it.
12.
Jason: That's really cute how your nose wiggles when you talk.
13.
Jason: Is that your real hair color?
HB9: No it's dyed.
Jason: Oh. Well at least it looks good.
14.
Jason: I like your make-up job.
15.
Jason: I like the color of your eyes.
HB9: Hehe thanks. They're contacts.
Jason: Oh. Well they look nice.
16:
Jason: Hey cool cell phone. This girl in my class has the same one.
17:
HB9: Do you think I'm fat?
Jason: No but I like it when I can pinch a little here. (And then pinch her stomach)
18:
Jason: Hey weren't you wearing the same outfit the other day?
19:
Jason: You have something in your teeth.
20:
Jason: Hey nice outfit! I like that better than the one you wore last time.
21:
Jason: How old are you?
HB9: I'm __
Jason: Oh. You look older.
22.
Jason: Nice jeans.
HB9: Thanks
Jason: They make your ass look small. (I would suggest this only after a few dates!)
HB9: Oh.. Thanks.
23.
Jason: Nice breasts are they real?
HB9: No
Jason: Oh.. At least they look real. (At the strip club)
24.
Jason: You have big feet for a girl but those shoes look good on you.
HB9: Oh... Thanks.
25.
Jason: Hey I like this CD.
HB9: Oh thanks.
Jason: Yeah my grandma has this same one.

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